Owen Wagner

A boy who take 7 showers a day and asks every(I mean EVERY) girl for nudes.

Stop acting like an Owen Wagner, Jake.

by hahahpeoplefrommyschool January 19, 2019

Mark Wagner

A rat in a bikini oraculo

Don’t be a Mark Wagner!

by Goddess of Strength August 29, 2018

the Wagner Act

Replying to fundraising emails with cat photos and gifs. Must be said with some officious verbiage to make it sound serious.

The spam-reply equivalent of rick rolling.

I don't just delete political fundraising emails, I invoke the Wagner Act instead.

by Profess sore October 1, 2022

gary motherfuckin wagner

A pimp a Mack daddy looking for the dollar at 14 he bought a 64’ impala!!

Gary motherfuckin Wagner drove up in his 64’ impala!

by Eric portzen May 27, 2022

Alina wagner

The best and sexiest person to ever grace the earth

Have you seen Alina Wagner? She’s so sexy

by Hotbeast09 February 3, 2022

Col. Wagner

1. a throw-er of pieces of plastic
2. one who runs a site based on video-gaming; also known as a Trune X, Fire_Seal, Xaos
3. a giver of humongous hugs, possibly annoying at times

omg, Col. Wagner is soo awesome.
math was very intresting thanks to that Col. Wagner sitting in front of me.

by runnergirl5100 January 27, 2005

gale-wagner

the hottest, most perfect man you'll ever meet.

Anon: wow is that a GALE-WAGNER
Random dude: psh... he's not that cool
Anon: SO IS, ITS SUCH A COOL LAST NAME

by thariak May 18, 2021