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Dark Reader

An extensions for pussies who cannot even glance at a light surface.
"Ayo you should get dark reader man."
"Nah I'm not fucking light sensitive like yo stupid dog ass."
by WitheredRevelation January 31, 2021
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Readers Void

After reading an exceptional story a fan will experience a sensation of emptiness that cannot be filled. The only known remedy is time. While not a completely pleasant feeling. It's a signifier that the story just read connected deeply in some way. The bigger the void the bigger the effect the story had on the individual.
Person 1: "I feel sad after reading this book/game/movie."
Person 2: "It's the readers void. It's get's easier if you focus on the next book."
by Valerie Raven November 18, 2018
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Guardian Reader

Marxist fool incapable of processing information and reads to Guardian to remain insulated in his stupid. A cross between Harold Shipman and Coco the Clown, with the core Marxist beliefs of Hitler or Lenin
No way would the Guardian Reader attempt to live in a socialist paradise like China or North Korea. Or use soap.
by Maggie T April 3, 2024
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Vanilla reader

A person who does not read anything smutty or sexual, usually used in fanfiction senses. A Vanilla reader will read mostly Fluff and a good Mutual pining trope. :)
I'm A Vanilla reader, don't even show me that shit, I might puke.
by Bitch Stop January 6, 2023
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Lurky-reader

People on the Internet who lurk around reading tons of posts on social networks and other sites without even once making a comment or contributing to it
"Saw the whole tybattle you had with Simon on lea 's picture." "why didn't you comment? "' nah, I'm more of a lurky-reader"
by Conjuringwords April 1, 2015
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sparx reader

If you thought bedrock learning was bad, buckle your seatbelts boy, because the satanic company that is sparx learning (the absolute fucking monsters that made the Guantánamo Bay torture device, sparx maths) released a website called sparx reader. sparx reader is a nightmare to consume more of the student's time that could be going into curing AIDS or burning down the Church of England (fuck them) and if a school decides to implement it at school, fuck them, and i hope all their staff get into a horrific car accident
guy 1: getting waterboarded is a nicer way to spend my evening than using sparx reader
guy 2: real
by schmahman May 27, 2024
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L reader

marias waterbottle looks like a 711 slushie cup
by AVa setcase ;) 8====D May 30, 2022
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