Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM

so bassically you have to search the jungle gaymusius and in a secret passage you find it the holy GAY POTION if you drink the potion at 3 AM Kermit The Frog will start Fucking you hard

Person 2 how was Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM

Person 1 i Drank the Gay Potion At 3 AM last night and fucked kermit the frog HARD

Person 2 how big is it

Person 1 Kermits!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Person 2 ya

Person 1 a whole 9 CUBITS (13.5 feet)

Person 2 gyad damnnnn

Person 1 ikr. so small

Person 2 the fuck

Person 1 ya only half the size of mine

Person 2 (ಠ_ಠ)

by Nater Potaterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr February 14, 2024

Cry Potion

The result of sniffing recreational drugs to the extent of purchasing an excessive amount leading to an empty bank balance the following morning also resulting in making you want to cry

John went out the other night and sniffed some cry potion, "cocaine" and looked at his bank balance the next morning and he felt like crying

by Tomr93 May 24, 2024

Robbie Potion

A legendary and elusive potion with no current means of production, the effects it has on Robbie(y) is horrifying and un-describable. The effects on one not worthy is currently unknown but assumed to be lethal and excruciating.

"Robbie consumed the Robbie potion and mutilated hundreds"

by Bile Titan March 26, 2024

Polycum Potion

(Noun)

1. A shot glass filled with cum and a couple pubic hairs to be tossed back and swallowed after coitis

How would you like to taste my polycum potion?

by Chipper38 October 16, 2018

imposter potion

legend says that when the imposter potion is drunk the person grows into an amongus imposter.

Timothy drank imposter potion over the weekend, now he's red and sus

by xxslayer9000xx March 30, 2022

splash potion of beanos

the best robloxian on the planet, did your mom last night

"hey is that splash potion of beanos?" "yeah thats him. the way i can tell is because he did your mom last night"

by 42069funnyboxmanepic2020xdgame December 22, 2020

Robbie potion

The most horrifying thing know to man, it has the power to destroy space and time

You'll know when you took the robbie potion, the world will end

by TheOtakuGod March 26, 2024