to pear out

To be unable to get an erection while attempting to have sexual intercourse with a woman.
Often caused by either the pre-coital consumption of excessive amounts of alcohol, an extremely ugly woman or both.

Last night when I visited this crackho all the booze caused me to pear out on that bitch!

by Wild Berry June 20, 2006

pear head

a person with a head shaped like a pear.

Person - "did you see that dude?"

Person 2 - "yeah he has a pear head!"

by ECM1996 March 2, 2010

prickly pear

A testicle or testicles that sport semi regrowth,

Freddy: "What's with you scratching yourself all the time bro?"

Joe: "Ah it's nothin, just got a bit of a prickly pear is all."

by Badgery March 2, 2008

Asian Pear

One who is sexy, black, and wears one lucky, yellow sock. Tends to also wear glasses and is very artistic. Many freshman girls adore him and tend to become speechless in his presence. Also loves Beyonce.

Aka Rakim

Freshman 1: "What are you looking at?"

Freshman 2: "Oh, Asian Pear. He is wearing a blue shirt today."

Freshman 1: "Oooh"

Freshman 2: *sigh...*

by Creepy Freshman January 23, 2011

pear tree

The fine display of a group who issues multiple teabags to a single unsuspecting individual. The pear tree is often performed by employing 3+ teabags.

Mike's been passed out for like 3 hours now, lets pear tree him and take pictures.

by EtherealHero July 13, 2004

pear shaped

when the shit aint goin right

its gone all fuckin pear shaped!

by A_Chair_In_Hell January 21, 2004

Pear Tree

A scrawny girl with a big booty. Limbs resembling those of a deciduous tree during the winter season, but with an ass like a pear.

Oh shit, she must have followed the mix-a-lot xmas mix workout tape. O dat pear tree doe!

by Ranner Fuller December 18, 2013