mouse on a haystack

Picture of a nude man with his small penis sitting on top of his hairy scrotum.
Mike Clark liked to laugh at pictures of men modeling nude. If they had a small penis and a hairy scrotum, he would say that their package looked like a " MOUSE ON A HAYSTACK ".
by Lee Thargic November 07, 2019
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Mouse tail

Where ones tampon string hangs openly out of ones swimsuit. Typically happens at a pool during day drinking sessions. Also referred to to as a dynamite stick.
by Uncle bb August 13, 2012
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modest mouse

Modest Mouse are the only band to have successfully stayed "indie" when they turned mainstream.
Modest Mouse is the only true indie band that is played on the radio
by Anna Loves Modest Mouse May 10, 2005
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Mouse Head

When you have to shit really bad and you can feel the tip of the turd starting to come out
Come on hurry up in there, I have to take a shit! I can feel the mouse head and everything!
by Ken629 September 04, 2019
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modest mouse

The greatest band to ever touch this Earth.
by Fish Sandwich March 30, 2003
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federico mouse

An neck beard that lives in a secret base in Poland creating a block fish game and trying to turn us into whales
Federico mouse is trying to turn us into whales again!
by KrabzAga February 09, 2020
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Mouse Five

Akin to that of a "Phone Five" whereby when talking on a mobile phone you yell "PHONE FIVE!" and each caller slaps their phone to simulate a 'High Five' without being near one another.

A mouse five takes place on computer instant messaging after something of great excitement or accomplishment have been achieved.

Both Parties raise their Mouse and slap it!
Adam: "I just got someone to babysit tonight, so we can play poker!"

Jon: "Mouse Five!"

*Slap Mouse*
by JonnyBGoodwin September 30, 2010
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