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chopstick method

a way of fishing letters out of your own mailbox after you've lost the key. It involves wrapping double sided tape around a chopstick and groping with it inside the mailbox.
Roommate 1: Dude, Jason lost the key again, how do I get my letter out?
Roommate 2: Just use the chopstick method.
by shimee September 23, 2013
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The Spoon Method

The act of taking a spoon while your on your period and scraping the inner lining of your uterus out, therefore mitigating the length of the mensturation cycle.
-"babe im on my period"
-"just use the spoon method"
by _.kirb._ December 30, 2020
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The Palmer Method

A scientific theory in the field of gastroenterology in which one repetitively flatulates in lieu of having a bowel movement. While initially criticized in the field, the theory has gained the support of many juggalo scientists and the homeless population world wide.
Hey man, you ate a lot of Taco Bell before we hit the road, do you need to pull over at the next rest stop? Nah man I’m good, I’m using the Palmer Method.
by Jrmack08 November 17, 2022
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The Dunnikov Method

1. (a) A tactic employed during combat against large groups of the undead/infected in the context of a zombie apocalypse, esp. in the face of overwhelming numbers and/or imminent defeat. The method involves encouraging the undead/infected to follow the living/uninfected combatant(s) in a loop around an area of unspecified size, resulting in the undead/infected grouping into single file formation, approximately resembling a conga line. The living/uninfected combatants are thus able to more effectively counter the undead/infected menace.

(b) Often shortened to 'The Dunnikov'.

2. A verb describing the use of the Dunnikov Method.
1. (a) "Captain, we've been overrun."

"It's time to initiate the Dunnikov method."

(b) "I've had enough of these motherfucking zombies on this motherfucking farm! I'm switching to the Dunnikov."

2. "Sir, the situation at the front is getting desperate, some units have even been reduced to Dunnikoving."
by Denny von Schwanzkopfen March 29, 2013
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The Persistence Method

This method refers to the ability of otherwise unremarkable men to get beautiful women to do random, degrading, naked or otherwise spectacular things by asking them enough times that they lose the ability to say no.
"Why did those two girls walk out of Dan's bedroom?"

"Must have been the Dan Persistence Method"

"Why are there naked pictures of us being sent around our friends - we never get naked when we're drunk?"

"Must have been the Persistence Method"
by SPage September 6, 2013
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heinz method

When you grip your penis with one hand and hit the tip like a bottle of ketchup!
Sambo used the Heinz method to masterbate his penis!!
by Buck nasty Bastad October 13, 2016
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Caenepeel Method

A method applied to Chemical Engineering problems to force a person to think outside the box. There are several parts to do the method: system, concept, input and outputs, model, and assumptions.
Danny: Why I am doing this method?
Rawad: Not sure, my hand hurts from doing the Caenepeel method for so long.
Chris: Dont mock the Caenepeel Method, it's a great method for solving equations.
Andrew: Ahh waaa!
by Danny March 3, 2005
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