LOL

The acronym which stands for 'licking orifices lately'. Often used by people to determine the exact number of orifices someone has licked over the period of approximately 2 weeks.

tom: "hey brian have you been LOL?"
brian: "yeah tom i do that every day haha LOL"

by Dr. Aurif Islika, PhD March 19, 2023

lol

The biggest lie on the internet.

Justin Beiber said LOL, that's why I hate him.

by Lo1wut December 31, 2014

lol

Humanities biggest lie.

Some guy: i just spilled my water all over me.
Some guy 2: lol
Some guy: I KNOW YOU AREN'T LAUGHING OUT LOUD, STOP LYING TO ME

by ..srsly? April 9, 2021

Lol

If you make a joke and someone responds with lol the joke wasn't funny

Person 1: He went down in the box
Person 2: Just like I did on your mum last night
Person 1: lol

by Oweener June 8, 2023

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by EMILY IS A HOE June 21, 2019

lol

you know what this means

X: I am in crippling depression and I'm losing my house

Y: haha lol

by ILikeDefinitionsALot October 12, 2023

LOL

Stands for Laugh Out Loud. Duh!

Absolute LOL!

by PobloxSucks November 3, 2018