The name of a BITCH ASS who is a big ass player and will no doubt break your heart faster than you can say "ow". If your name is lachlan, you've probably broken some girls hearts.
friend: I met this cute boy but his name is lachlan :/
me: HE ISNT WORTH IT FUCK HIM BRO ALL LACHLANS ARE PLAYERS
me: HE ISNT WORTH IT FUCK HIM BRO ALL LACHLANS ARE PLAYERS
by dragonslayer420gamer69 August 7, 2019
Get the Lachlanmug. by I Hate rangas March 28, 2022
Get the Lachlan Bakermug. His origins go way far back...
Born in a poor beaver family with half human half beaver DNA, he grew up learning that one day he will learn how to master his Frontal Teeth and defeat the Fire Nation... Some people believe that his teeth was able to carve the rock from the backside of a large Mountain. This boy will soon grow up and become the most retarted person on earth...
Even though he saved everybody's lives...
Born in a poor beaver family with half human half beaver DNA, he grew up learning that one day he will learn how to master his Frontal Teeth and defeat the Fire Nation... Some people believe that his teeth was able to carve the rock from the backside of a large Mountain. This boy will soon grow up and become the most retarted person on earth...
Even though he saved everybody's lives...
by PhotosynesisMan August 19, 2019
Get the Lachlan Hainesmug. by water bottle cumshot April 15, 2020
Get the Dirty Lachlanmug. A comedic YouTuber with incredible hair. He looks like Ruel but wears his jeans rolled up at different heights.
by You’re a pseudonym July 30, 2019
Get the lachlan fairbairnmug. A hairy figure you’ll find around south east Queensland, mostly the Ashmore area. It loves beer and to talk bout how well the jackaroo pushes
by Lachlanappreciationpage February 14, 2019
Get the lachlan blowmug.