Soggy Doritos

a game in where a bunch of guys sit around a pile of doritos and they race to jerk off.

The last one to bust a nut on the doritos has to eat the pile, usually then being covered and therefore they are soggy.
Dont forget to play Soggy Doritos at your sausage fest tonight!
by Jerome Brown August 14, 2009
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Dorito hangover

When one endulges one large 20% extra free bag of doritos du to a severe case of the munchies after a Sunday evening marijuana blunt resulting in a severe stomach ach upon waking the next morning. And in some cases sudden death.
Oh shit, i had the craziest Dorito hangover this morning then i died.
by SHAKEzullaaa October 08, 2009
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Dorito Skin

When some ones skin has lots of little moles and bumps that resemble the area of a Dorito Chip.

Usually older people have this.
That ladies arm looks like a dorito,
Yeah its Dorito Skin.
by CLAUDEandRANDY409 May 25, 2010
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Vietnamese Dorito

An insult describing how someone or something smells typically to describe that distinct smell of a V market
by Gabesta99 September 15, 2020
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dorito craze

at any random time. suddenly after, eating a meal, playing video games, surfing the web, food shopping, even getting high off of mari. you suddenly have a huge craving to eat doritos.
GETTING HIGH
Guy #1: Dude, has it hit you yet.
Guy #2: Nope, Nothing. You?
Guy #3: Holy Shit! I have the munchies for doritos
Guy #1: yeah I'm getting that too.
Guy #2: I think where hitting the dorito craze

FOOD SHOOPING
GUY #1: Yo, you get the food
Guy #2: yeah
Guy #1: alright, you got the booze, the chips the punch...
Guy #2: OH SHIT! I NEED TO GET THEM DORITOS!
by Underage O.D. July 15, 2009
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Dorito prioritization

When a friend or certain someone chooses to spend time with you or chooses to talk to you over eating doritos.
Hey how good of friends are we?

Bro I told you. Dorito prioritization is where we are. I'd choose you over doritos bro.
by Poo c slayer November 17, 2021
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