Canadian Carwash

When a moose licks the salt off a car.

I couldn’t get into my car ‘cuz it was getting a Canadian carwash just as I was about to leave for work.

by The Real Todd Shady January 13, 2024

Montana Carwash

Guy gets on top of his partner in the missionary position, but then slides his entire sweaty body across her face, pissing as his junk crosses, wiggling his junk back and forth to simulate an automatic carwash. Finish with a giant fart as the asshole crosses for a blown dry spot-free finish!

(Variation: Reverse Montana Carwash: You get the idea.)

Donald Trump's hair gives the most interesting sensation during a Montana Carwash!

by DonaldTrumpsMerken March 31, 2016

Disgruntled Carwash

When one “butt chugs” a bottle of soda (pop, carbonated drink), and sprays it at an individual. but strictly only on the occasion that the act is done through a car window.

“I hit Greg with a good ol’ “Disgruntled Carwash” last week, boy was he mad”.

by Himmothy Neutron April 27, 2024

carolina carwash

The act of ejaculating on a woman's face and then holding your scrotum and cock up, while straddling her face, and brushing her face, and cum, with your gooch hair.

My girlfriend wanted me to nut all over her face so I gave her a Carolina Carwash to make sure it got spread evenly.

by Boner101327 August 2, 2021

the Carwash

When a guy has had too much to drink and he can't get his penis hard so he sloshes his junk up and down her face.

I was just going to teabag her but I got a little overzealous and gave her the Carwash.

by Matt Linville October 9, 2018

Texaco Carwash

When you get a golden shower by a group of Mexicans.

Yeah, I heard she got a Texaco Carwash once while she was in L.A..

by JeffyDumDum303 April 1, 2023

Golden Carwash

A golden shower, but the giver of the shower walks over the receiver as they lie on the ground, making sure to cover every inch.

G: Hey sugar, you feeling dirty? ;)
R: Yeah, I think I need a Golden Carwash.

by DFR_85 May 8, 2018