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bryans cock is so huge omg
by ppdestroyer6969696996 October 27, 2021
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bryan means you are sexy and are packing over 5 inches and you play basketball and soccer and grew up playing call of duty and legos but man im here to tell you that all Bryans not (Brian definitely not Brayan) are looking good and sexy ;)
im a bryan
bryan?
yes muddafucka im a bryan:)
by cuntdaddy123 May 24, 2021
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Bryan

That one kid who's always annoying you. He always has a distant look when he isn't talking to anyone. Avoids everyone but says he's social.
I heard Bryan was crying yesterday
Who cares just give me my chicken fries
by Clemenlime November 21, 2021
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A 6' 3" man who sits in the dark with only candles as his light source (picked by his mom)and seven blankets on his bed, as he gets cold easily. He ives his girlfriend 15 orgasms and loves diary of a wimpy kid. He also loves to gamble. Bryan is very clean and tidy, and absolutely despises when things are in disarray. His house smells like purple fabuloso, and loves hanging out with his siblings. Bryans usually work in the fast food industry, usually in the kitchen because although they are quite handsome, they do not like to broadcast this fact. Bryans usually enjoy childhood snacks like cheese crackers and pizza, usually eating them after taking a hit off of his bong. Has daddy issues. Very talkative and outgoing, and loves to socialize with anyone he gets the chance to. Most Bryans are bisexual.
Amber: "Oh my god I lied to Bryan about my age".

Jessyca: "He doesn't know you're 13?"
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Bryan:(

A person who thinks he's good at fortnite but is really a bot and loves the word Espero
by jake paul February 4, 2019
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Bryan

The absolute worst.

The kind of guy who had grey hair at the age of 14, but lives a stress and care free life.

His idea of a gourmet meal is a chicken selects meal from McDonald's

Often wears a bra, and sports white socks with brown shoes.

Despite these flaws, he somehow manages to acquire amazing friends who aren't embarrassed to be around him.
That guy is such a Bryan. How do people stand to be around him?
by TheRealTammy April 1, 2017
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He's a very handsome boy he's loves sports especially soccer and he is smart by doesn't show it. He can get cocky at times but he's funny and chill to hang out with. He is one in a million there's no one like him
Bryan is handsome
by Bruhh79333 February 21, 2017
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