Law of Absentee Wingmanning

If you leave two drunk people alone long enough, they will invariably make out.

The other night with Brent I just followed the Law of Absentee Wingmanning and left the bar.

by thechop123 April 27, 2009

double crossing wingman

When the bro that's helping you seal the deal with a lady ends up swooping in for the kill.

Jordan: "Hey thanks Jake for helping me seal the deal with Cass!"
Jake: "Sorry bro, I'm taking her home with me tonight"
Jordan: "You double crossing wingman, you're rack jacking me!"

by PokemanMastur July 27, 2015

tag team wingman

n. a hooking up strategy where two guys take turns playing wingman to keep it even.

How 'bout tag team wingman tonight at the club?

by theunknowngl October 17, 2004

Joke Wingman

When your friend or another person says something that gives you the idea or opportunity to make a good joke without it being pre-planned.

Dude 1: Thanks bro for that sweet set up, you're a sweet joke wingman.

Dude 2: No worries, it's all natural.

by TheFantumMenice July 09, 2014

Opposite wingman

A friend who makes sure you are loyal. Makes sure you don’t talk to any other girls. Keeps you a good man

“Bro you are such an opposite wingman”

by Abe999 December 01, 2021

anti-wingman

The male version of Jersey Shore's grenade, when a beautiful woman is attracted to you because you look temporarily better than the male nearby, that male being the anti-wingman.

I just slept with this model because of this loser nearby dude. He aint a wingman so, anti-wingman?

by copperisreallyblueontheinside July 07, 2018

ex-wingman

Closely related to the wingman, an ex-wingman keeps unwanted ex-girlfriends at a distance.

A skilled ex-wingman will successfully distract the unwanted girl in question by engaging in a first-class shamversation with her to make sure she doesn't cock-block you while you are flirting with another girl.

"Steve's flirting with Jessica was threatened to be disturbed by his ex-girlfriend, but his ex-wingman turned her attention away from him."

"As soon as Jack's sad ex-girlfriend entered the room, Jack's ex-wingman went to talk with her, so she wouldn't notice Jack flirting with Anne."

by Mr. Spring April 02, 2012