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Dynasty Warriors

The definition of dynasty warriors stems from the act of playing the video game "Dynasty Warriors" Where one mashes buttons mindlessly with no skill or strategy whiles the character on the screen is flailing their weapon violently killing an army of enemies on the screen requiring little to no effort at all from the player.

1) A brain dead person mashing buttons mindlessly playing a video game.

2) A person flailing their arms and legs in real life hoping to successfully win a fight. Similar to how Bart Simpson and Lisa Simpson had a fight in one of the episodes of "The Simpsons"

3) A clumsy person.

4) A forgetful person.

5) A thoughtless person who acts before thinking and does not consider the consequences of their actions.

6) An indecisive person.
Example 1:
"he was dynasty warriorsing me and i was able to counter attack him"

"due to him dynasty warriorsing me not putting any thought or strategy into swinging his weapon i was able to dodge and attack him from the side"

Example 2:

"i got dynasty warrriored and i lost against someone in tekken"
"she was all dynasty warriors with the controller"

Example 3:

"My mind was all dynasty warriors i couldn't decide whether to buy the playstation 5 or the Xbox series X once i got to the store"

Example 4:

Person A: I think i just bought bootleg pokemon cards

Person B: You're so dynasty warriors! you didn't think to do your research or check the cards thoroughly before buying it.

Example 5:

Person A: Doesn't look where he is going and bumps into person B**

Person B: Dynasty warriors! watch where you're walking!
by JulK2 January 23, 2022
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Jean Warrior

Someone wearing a jean jacket with jeans, or a jean shirt with jeans, either way its gross.
Frank I see you decided to be a jean warrior today, well i guess it's better than your pea coat.
by melloyello19 May 18, 2009
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Booty Warrior

1: One who seizes booty, unlawfully.

2: One who tactically acquires booty.
09:08:14 <Pilfer> you my bitch nigga
09:08:19 <Pilfer> I AM A BOOTY WARRIOR
by BOOTY_WARRIOR July 3, 2010
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Wolf Warrior

A deluded, almost exclusively a Chinese diplomat, who views all criticism, whether legitimate or not, as an attack on the "Chinese people's feelings" and replies with exaggerated, undiplomatic and overtly belligerent responses. A wolf warrior, believes they are defending their motherland with the use of disinformation, outward attacks and often blatant lies, to the disgust and disdain of the rest of the international community.
Person A: "This keyboard only lasted 3 weeks, it must be because it's Made in China..."
Person B: "The keyboard broke because you were typing too hard, not because it was made in China!"
You are a racist and you have insulted the feelings of the Chinese people! Your incessant lies are the product of your cold war mentality! You must reflect on your words and stop dancing to the tune of the Western imperialists. If you continue going down the wrong path, I reserve the right to implement retaliatory measures to safeguard legitimate Chinese business interests and national security."
Person A: "you are a Wolf Warrior bro..."
by ghostisland April 8, 2021
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Keyboard Warrior

A person who equips a tactical keyboard and fights in battlegrounds like Facebook, Twitter, BuzzFeed YouTube channel, Reddit, Minecraft and Fortnite. Their enemies are usually people who disagrees with them.

They're also know as the Inter-net tough guy.

One TYPE from a keyboard warrior usually ends with some lost of brain cells.
Their most famous provoking insult is, "Type at me bro" which immediate triggers the enemy to fight back.

Their only weakness are their fingers, which gets quiet over time.
"Look son, we got a keyboard warrior."
by Npctriggeredbymeme November 25, 2018
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the warrior of geruke

you fuck a girl in the ass while wearing a viking hat and listening to the way i are francesco remix
Samueal Bernard: Hey man how was your night?

Josh R.J. Thompson: It was sick man, i had a the ronaldo spin, how about you?

Samueal Bernard: I was the warrior of geruke
by Geruke October 17, 2008
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Michigan Warrior

being owned beyond beleif

a poll being 99% or more one sided

being very stupid

incorret meaning/usage of the word floored
Yo Jimmy, you've just pulled a Michigan Warrior, how the fook was that guy floored??
by frogjenkins September 8, 2010
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