calamari tugboat

Getting a firm handjob from a sailor while covered in squid ink

Petty officer told me that he was gonna show me the calamari tugboat maneuver, I'm not sure what that is but he's been so helpful since I got here

by TheLordOfFridges June 12, 2024

Tugboat

A massive woman who only makes money by giving great handjobs.

I was in a rough spot and needed a bit of a pull last night, so I went to this tugboat down by the river to get me where I needed to be.

by Gabby & Ty August 9, 2019

tugboat

To call someone a wanker

That guy's a right fucking tugboat!

by Otis dreadlock May 14, 2018

Tugboating

Simular to motor boating but instead of her boobs it’s with the ass

I got bored of motor boating those small ass tits so I decided to start tugboating that bitches ass.

by Tugboater July 27, 2018

Tugboat

Slang for “-talking about”

Mane. Say. whattha’ale you tugboat?

by Jonnybkillinit September 30, 2019

Tugboat

Someone who smokes so slowly that their cig keeps going out. Affectionately referred to as a tugger.

Doug - "yo can I borrow your lighter?"
Harry - "again? Jesus Doug you're such a tugboat"

by MrGreedy April 18, 2019

Tugboat

An unbelievably beautiful girl.

First coined by Vin Man Chan from LSA.

Yo D-pots, check out those tugboats.

Yo Jeff,can you put me on with that tugboat from the toga party?

Yo S-Dot, you know who never gets any tugboats... that's right.. Large Matt.

by Mass Debator February 24, 2009