Someone who shits over everyone else's ideals, race, or beliefs much like how a yard sprinkler sprays water over a yard.
"Did you hear Greg Abbot just denounced the LBGT community, education system, and women's rights supporters all in a single speech?"
"Yeah, he's a fecal sprinkler."
"Yeah, he's a fecal sprinkler."
by Cheezy-Mac April 7, 2015

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by DuckDuckMoose02134 September 3, 2018

When you want a spicy enema (butt chugg), but you dont want to get wasted... you just want a nice tingling sensation in your innards, you grab a diet coke and a few mentos. Carefully place the mentos in your mudslide, once inserted start shaking a two liter of diet coke, open the top and sit on the bottle in one swift motion then wait for the fireworks to begin! Dont pull off too soon, because your partner can drink that up! Two girls one cup? Nah two people, one two liter... and a couple mentos. Enjoy!
Sue: Bill, grab the diet coke and mentos.
Bill: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Sue: I want you to drink my ass pop tonight.
Bill: Aye Baby! It's Muddy Sprinkler time!
Bill: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Sue: I want you to drink my ass pop tonight.
Bill: Aye Baby! It's Muddy Sprinkler time!
by Zort4Lyfe July 14, 2021

boy 1: “Yoooo I heard the emo girls did a death sprinkler.”
boy 2: “Dude!” “I am trying to eat lunch in peace!”
boy 2: “Dude!” “I am trying to eat lunch in peace!”
by YouranIdiot6353636 September 16, 2020

Performing a series of rapid 360 degree rotations whilst holding an open bottle of wine in each hand.
Jill: "Why is everyone we know angry at at you?"
Dan: "They got soaked when I performed a wine sprinkler at last week's party."
Dan: "They got soaked when I performed a wine sprinkler at last week's party."
by The Senator's Daughter February 13, 2012
