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fecal sprinkler

Someone who shits over everyone else's ideals, race, or beliefs much like how a yard sprinkler sprays water over a yard.
"Did you hear Greg Abbot just denounced the LBGT community, education system, and women's rights supporters all in a single speech?"
"Yeah, he's a fecal sprinkler."
by Cheezy-Mac April 7, 2015
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Cosby sprinkler

Nutting on someone while they are passed out.
The girlfriend was in the mood last night, so I gave her the Cosby Sprinkler.
by Bust Nuttington June 2, 2023
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Red sprinkler

The act of going down on a girl while she is menstrating and urinating simutanlisly.
Kim was willing to give me my first blumpkin in exchange for a red sprinkler.
by Syracuse13021 August 12, 2011
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Reverse Sprinkler

Gol-dang I didn't realize there was gonna be a reverse sprinkler at this party!
by DuckDuckMoose02134 September 3, 2018
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Muddy Sprinkler

When you want a spicy enema (butt chugg), but you dont want to get wasted... you just want a nice tingling sensation in your innards, you grab a diet coke and a few mentos. Carefully place the mentos in your mudslide, once inserted start shaking a two liter of diet coke, open the top and sit on the bottle in one swift motion then wait for the fireworks to begin! Dont pull off too soon, because your partner can drink that up! Two girls one cup? Nah two people, one two liter... and a couple mentos. Enjoy!
Sue: Bill, grab the diet coke and mentos.
Bill: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Sue: I want you to drink my ass pop tonight.
Bill: Aye Baby! It's Muddy Sprinkler time!
by Zort4Lyfe July 14, 2021
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death sprinkler

When you slit your wrists and spin causing a blood or death sprinkler.
boy 1: “Yoooo I heard the emo girls did a death sprinkler.”
boy 2: “Dude!” “I am trying to eat lunch in peace!”
by YouranIdiot6353636 September 16, 2020
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Wine sprinkler

Performing a series of rapid 360 degree rotations whilst holding an open bottle of wine in each hand.
Jill: "Why is everyone we know angry at at you?"
Dan: "They got soaked when I performed a wine sprinkler at last week's party."
by The Senator's Daughter February 13, 2012
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