OMG DUDE I teleported to map3 and now my characters a girl! damn sex change portals, what will I tell my dad?
by Kyo Shinda March 11, 2010
 Get the sex change portalsmug.
Get the sex change portalsmug. town that no longer has a maternity wing in the hospital
town that loves football and won state championship 2008-2009 school yr!! GO RAMS!!!!!
town that loves football and won state championship 2008-2009 school yr!! GO RAMS!!!!!
by portalesalumni January 5, 2010
 Get the Portales New Mexicomug.
Get the Portales New Mexicomug. A place where kids smoke weed. Thirsty ass thots hide in the bushes waiting for some dick to come find them. And teachers be assholes to their students 🚫🧢
by Jules1738679 March 6, 2019
 Get the El Portal Middle Schoolmug.
Get the El Portal Middle Schoolmug. Person 1: "Hey did you listen to the portal radio loop 10 hours video yet?"
Person 2: "Yea i really liked the part at 5:18:55"
Person 2: "Yea i really liked the part at 5:18:55"
by bigdave2021 March 23, 2022
 Get the Portal Radio Loop 10 Hoursmug.
Get the Portal Radio Loop 10 Hoursmug. A cute alliterative name for the butthole. The first part "poop pushing" coming from what the anus was made to do, the second part, "penis pleasing", coming from what we sometimes make it do. Hey.. don't knock it till you've tried it!
I fell asleep in the Chim Chim Chatroom and when I woke up my Poop Pushing Penis Pleasing Portal was sore, and I smelled of baby oil.
by sixburghbbb July 11, 2010
 Get the Poop Pushing Penis Pleasing Portalmug.
Get the Poop Pushing Penis Pleasing Portalmug. A bad case of flatulence caused by eating too many onion rings
pungent odour emitting from the anus, caused by root vegatables coated in breadcrumbs or batter
pungent odour emitting from the anus, caused by root vegatables coated in breadcrumbs or batter
by crispy minge August 29, 2010
 Get the A hurricane up your gay portalmug.
Get the A hurricane up your gay portalmug. by SirHawkeye May 13, 2005
 Get the portal hoppingmug.
Get the portal hoppingmug.