crashed the milkfloat

when a gentleman reaches climax earlier than he, or his partner, might have hoped

Eventually managed to get a run at that barmaid the other night but crashed the milkfloat early doors

by delanotte February 21, 2014

lick the milk bowl clean

to lick all of the cum off of a girl after she cums

I want to lick the milk bowl clean.

by diamondjazz May 23, 2016

to the mill

to the face, to the dome

"He took 2 lefts to the mill"
"She took this D to the mill"

by Bilbo T Baggins October 25, 2019

gone to get the milk

When ur dad has sadly disappeared

"Yo weres your dad? " "ahhhh hes gone to get the milk bro"

by Ecpixles November 8, 2022

The mile down Club

Having sexual intercourse of any type inside and submarine. Usually considered to take place in the lavatory.

Follow me into the bathroom big boy said by a new female officer on HMS submarine and we'll join the mile down club.

by solosheep December 18, 2011

The milk crate

When you buy a milk crate or any plastic container large enough to raise you to the height where your partner can give oral sex while standing

Bro, the wife and I are gonnatry “the milk crate “tonight . I get to be on a pedestal and she doesn’t have to kneel , it’s a win win .

by OlDirtyBadJuice February 25, 2019

The Milk Fic

An extremely disturbing, and disgusting, fan fiction, originally published on livejournal. It features Ryden, the pairing of Brendon Urie and Ryan Ross from Panic! At The Disco, performing BDSM-like acts in a detailed matter. It's followed by the sequel: In My Mouth. Upon discovery of The Milk Fic, Brendon Urie videoed his response. I suggest anyone who reads this, and faces it with nonchalance, may need to spend a bit of time, or a long period of time, away from the Fan Fiction scene. Or better yet, don't read it to begin with.

The Milk Fic was removed due to being copied constantly, I wish it had stayed that way.

by AntiMilkFic January 6, 2014