Felting

Felting, an evolution from jelqing, is when a person, after learning to conduct oral on himself, will twist the tip 180 degrees before blowing into it. This will thicken the cock and it's tip, creating a felt tip penis. Felt, felting, felts, felted, felter, and feltee are all ways of referencing the exercise and those who perform it.
It is supposed to hurt this much after felting?
It's a sign you have been thoroughly felted.
by DKsider February 3, 2025
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Heard-Felt

When you can't decide if a certain sensation was heard or felt.
"I heard-felt some cotton in my ear" - Stevie
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felt tipped

Its when one, by unfortunate circumstances, either pierces the tissue paper or holds the tissue to far forward whilst wiping ones anus resulting in one having brown coloured fingers with brown tissuey felt stuck to the end.
John: Ah, for fuck sake Dave, I felt tipped my fingers again!

Dave: Yeah alright mate! Wash your nails before you finger jenny.
by JJPno.1 October 3, 2013
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felt like butter

Synonymous with "felt very smooth"
Likely an altered version of "smooth as butter" or similar phrases.

Used to compare how an action felt to the feeling of butter.

The earliest online mention i found was an old man asking about the phrase on a forum in 2017. Everyone who responded said that it was not a figure of speech that people use, so presumably this is a very recent, rather rare phrase.
"That snatch felt like butter"

"That 360 no scope felt like butter"

"That muscle up felt like butter"
by citizenkane06 August 6, 2021
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felt spec

felt spec is the root of the irish car scene, involving slamming a peugeot 306 and all that fuckery onto its sills, straightpiping it using an angle grinder, a stick welder, and a galvanized iron handrail. screw the fuel pump 3/4 of a turn to make her pollute the earth. also fitting big ignorant mudflaps, and full tints all round.

old school felt spec includes:
omegas
cavaliers
twincams
sierras
gse astras
dturbos
xsaras
405s
zx's
bx's
in a nutshell any cheap rwds, or a dturbo.

TLDR
irish car scene roots;
lowering a diesel turbo car onto its sills;
cheap rwds from the time
illegal (but cool as fuck) modifications
jaysus hi thon 30sex is low as FUCK shes hardly on 4 nicks boy?

tis boyy 4 nicks and no bumpstops only way ye boy ye!!

felt spec is class!
by .d.o.b.o. May 11, 2024
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Felt

Yourself, who you are as an individual. Feelings related to oneself and how you feel as an individual
You look felt girl.

I felt that
You’re felt, hugs
by Lala9282 April 25, 2023
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