Felting, an evolution from jelqing, is when a person, after learning to conduct oral on himself, will twist the tip 180 degrees before blowing into it. This will thicken the cock and it's tip, creating a felt tip penis. Felt, felting, felts, felted, felter, and feltee are all ways of referencing the exercise and those who perform it.
by DKsider February 3, 2025

by mythicaldictionary April 9, 2019

Its when one, by unfortunate circumstances, either pierces the tissue paper or holds the tissue to far forward whilst wiping ones anus resulting in one having brown coloured fingers with brown tissuey felt stuck to the end.
John: Ah, for fuck sake Dave, I felt tipped my fingers again!
Dave: Yeah alright mate! Wash your nails before you finger jenny.
Dave: Yeah alright mate! Wash your nails before you finger jenny.
by JJPno.1 October 3, 2013

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 27, 2025

Synonymous with "felt very smooth"
Likely an altered version of "smooth as butter" or similar phrases.
Used to compare how an action felt to the feeling of butter.
The earliest online mention i found was an old man asking about the phrase on a forum in 2017. Everyone who responded said that it was not a figure of speech that people use, so presumably this is a very recent, rather rare phrase.
Likely an altered version of "smooth as butter" or similar phrases.
Used to compare how an action felt to the feeling of butter.
The earliest online mention i found was an old man asking about the phrase on a forum in 2017. Everyone who responded said that it was not a figure of speech that people use, so presumably this is a very recent, rather rare phrase.
by citizenkane06 August 6, 2021

felt spec is the root of the irish car scene, involving slamming a peugeot 306 and all that fuckery onto its sills, straightpiping it using an angle grinder, a stick welder, and a galvanized iron handrail. screw the fuel pump 3/4 of a turn to make her pollute the earth. also fitting big ignorant mudflaps, and full tints all round.
old school felt spec includes:
omegas
cavaliers
twincams
sierras
gse astras
dturbos
xsaras
405s
zx's
bx's
in a nutshell any cheap rwds, or a dturbo.
TLDR
irish car scene roots;
lowering a diesel turbo car onto its sills;
cheap rwds from the time
illegal (but cool as fuck) modifications
old school felt spec includes:
omegas
cavaliers
twincams
sierras
gse astras
dturbos
xsaras
405s
zx's
bx's
in a nutshell any cheap rwds, or a dturbo.
TLDR
irish car scene roots;
lowering a diesel turbo car onto its sills;
cheap rwds from the time
illegal (but cool as fuck) modifications
jaysus hi thon 30sex is low as FUCK shes hardly on 4 nicks boy?
tis boyy 4 nicks and no bumpstops only way ye boy ye!!
felt spec is class!
tis boyy 4 nicks and no bumpstops only way ye boy ye!!
felt spec is class!
by .d.o.b.o. May 11, 2024

Yourself, who you are as an individual. Feelings related to oneself and how you feel as an individual
by Lala9282 April 25, 2023
