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Chinese Bakery

After falling victim to the Dutch Oven, you respond to your partner by shitting under the covers, then forcing them under to experience the smells of an authentic Chinese Bakery.

Note: A Chinese Bakery must respect the tradition of Chinese baking tradition, meaning it can only be created following a Dutch Oven. Not to be confused with the Dubai Special.
It was crazy bro, I gave my girl a Dutch Oven last night but she totally got me back later on. She shat on the sheets and made a Chinese Bakery!
by Airza May 7, 2025
mugGet the Chinese Bakerymug.

Cringe Bakery

Cringe bakery is a word that can be used to describe a content farm or a single user's account (or content in general) in any platform.
1) man this guy on the internet is a literal fucking cringe bakery! he make nothing but cringy-ass content
2) the youtube kids app is truly a the worst Cringe Bakery ever.
3)Skibidi toilet is now being considered a total Cringe Bakery
by Swag Italy December 12, 2023
mugGet the Cringe Bakerymug.

complete bakery

Complete Bakery is another way of saying you’re baked/cooked, or what had happened is really bad.
It is a complete bakery in here bro.
by mixedupsicko November 21, 2024
mugGet the complete bakerymug.

Bakery

The “Bakery” is the a term that can be used for one’s wallet, bank account, or anywhere one would store their bread aka: “Money”
Group chat: “Yo y’all tryna eat at Golden Corral then watch a movie?”
Emerson: “Nah bruh, that’s bread out the bakery.”

Evan: “Yo, you got a 5?”
Andre: “Nah, the bakery is closed”
by browN Backwards July 20, 2019
mugGet the Bakerymug.

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