Teagan

A maple syrup goblin who is mentally special. Will attack when syrup supply is threatened. He is an indentured servant to the government

Man that Teagan bit my kneecaps when I tried to ask for syrup on my pancakes.

by Nerdyypanda November 12, 2023

Teagan

A girl who is pretty fake. She'll be your friend for a few years, then drop you for her new boyfriend, and not to mention the guy she dumped before and told him that school was stressing her out, then proceeded to date a new guy in less than a week.. Kinda an L girl tbh. Every Teagan is pretty dumb. An UwU girl, and is a major weeb..

Guy 1: "OMG, Teagan broke up with you and dated name less then a week later?! Wtf man"
Guy 2: "Ya, and name didn't bat an eye"

Girl 1: "Teagan lost all her friends to be with him. What a loser.."
Girl 2: "Ikr! What a clingy whore."

by vrrbatim May 15, 2023

Teagan

An attractive nerd who loves wolves and who's into furries. Usually Teagans are funny, some may have pretty hazel eyes or maybe brown. They could have brunette or black hair, not to mention hot and sexy af. Interesting guy to wanna be friends with. They can be playful and a little sassy too.

Oh look! There goes Teagan, the boy who called werewolf!

by Furry unicorn April 28, 2022

Teagan

An attractive nerd who loves wolves and who's into furries. Usually Teagans are funny, some may have pretty hazel eyes or maybe brown. They could have brunette or black hair, not to mention hot and sexy af. Interesting guy to wanna be friends with. They can be playful and a little sassy too.

Oh look! There goes Teagan, the boy who cried werewolf!

by Furry unicorn April 28, 2022

teagan

A greasy bitch!!

inbred grease yeah that bitch is fucking gross
wrong out your hair cry up a fucking jojo
cat shit and cat piss always on your clothes
diagnosis…. BITCH!!!

teagan is a greasy bitch.

by therealjuicyyyjk May 3, 2022

Teagan

A short and wild Oompa Loompa. Is attracted to men with girl names. Teagan’s often can be found under bridges in Central and South America.

Teagan likes Peton.

by ThymeIsUrDaddy May 5, 2022

Teagan

Teagan is sexy af.She has anxiety and depression and is emo but she doesn’t care she is trying not to khs.She doesn’t know it but I love her and want to marry her.

Wow Teagan you’re looking sexy af.

by Sullivan Riley loves teagan November 30, 2022