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drunken tarzan

Drunken Tarzan is a sexual position where you invite someone back to your house and they watch you get a hand job while making direct eye contact.
Watching Bob get a drunken tarzan was the longest 2 minutes of my life.
by BeerdedWonder July 5, 2018
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Tarzan Nipples

When a girl’s areola are abnormally large in size
Ashlee was drunk and horny one night and her Tarzan nipples pop out of her shirt, and everyone jumped out the window to escape the view.
by Blmcollwge10193 May 27, 2018
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Tarzan and Mary Jane

Da guy-and-gal coupling dat occurs whenever Spider Man requests da collaboration of everyone's favorite jungle-dwelling dude in his crime-fighting escapades, and either offers to temporarily share his sweet-faced main squeeze wif him as an incentive/reward for said assistance, or leaves her in his care till he returns from a mission.
Besides da pleasant-companionship advantage of an interval of "Tarzan and Mary Jane" co-habitation, said joyful visit also allows da two Janes to share a major hen-party to gigglingly swap stories of their respective partners' wild escapades, and also exchange ideas for each of them on how to better please her man.
by QuacksO July 23, 2023
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