stoner

some guy who sits there, does jack all. Mumbles and groans at anything. Is possibly constantly stoned. In his own world all the time, doesnt appreciate the legendary sandwiggy brought up by the y-ratt then the brookstar and also most likely hated by coop
"callum ur a little stoner fuck, get on with your work!"
by Loz and the Y-ratt February 15, 2005
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1.Mental retard that smokes pot or wutever and wastes their life by getting high all the time. They think rock music is awesome for some reason also.

2.Kids at my school that think theyre cool by getting in trouble a lot, smoking pot, and listen to rock. They also write poser stuff on desks.
1.Stoonnneers liiiike rullle maaaan... wanna listen to like... acdc or sumthin....???

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cool kid 1:did u see that wrting on the desk made by some retarded poser stoner? it said "sex drugs and rock and roll, speed weed and birth control. To all you preps who think you're cool, suck my dick bitch stoners rule"

cool kid 2:yeah it was really queer
by Dylans cool May 04, 2005
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A.K.A. loser
Their idea of having fun is getting so messed up that they can't remember the fact that they are fat, ugly, a loser, gay, or just a sorry excuse for a human being
Straight edgers rock. Stoners are losers who have no purpose in life.
by sXeforlife June 04, 2005
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a term for anyone who enjoys the effects of one or more drugs enough to repeat the use of that drug or drugs.
you cannot write any less vague definition for the millions of stoners in this world. Some are good, some are bad.
by honorstudent/stoner July 07, 2006
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by Mehaha February 29, 2004
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a rock like boner lasting an unussualy long time, caused by smoking weed, more commonly known as a weed boner
Mary Magdelin was a whore, so they stonererd her
by Dr. Thomas Jay February 19, 2009
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1. one who likes to get stoned.
2. me.
i smoke atleast a quarter every day. i guess you could call me a stoner. i love the world.
by ella November 17, 2004
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