springer

a type of assisted opening knife that uses a torsion bar instead of a spring. to open you usually have to pull on a small lever on the back of the blade and the blade "springs" out

i thought i was doing good until be pulled a springer out

by gfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfg January 27, 2018

sploinger

Used instead of that stupid ass word "simp" cause that word sucks

"Hey, do you know Simon Petrikov?"
"Of course, man, Im the number one Simon sploinger!!!"

by Persononurbandictionary69 October 17, 2023

Jerry Springer Baby

a child born in the early nineties, who was bought up by parent(s) interested in Tabloid Talk Show's.

Jerry Springer Babys' are like me.

by NESTEAnp May 5, 2011

Just got Jerry Springer.

When a relationship gets complicated due to friend, family member, or x boyfriend getting your girlfriend pregnant. Ultimately ending in a break up.

Me and my girlfriends relationship just got Jerry Springer. She's pregnant with her X husband. There divorce was final three months ago. Had to break up. They got back together. Her x was my good friend.bill

by maddogbill June 11, 2013

Sprainer

A penis sprain caused by an abrupt fall on the penis while erect.

When the cops busted into the strip club, Tommy tripped and gave himself a really bad sprainer.

by Pubert_The_Great June 19, 2009

Sphinger

V. To stick a finger in a sphincter.

Mindy was feeling kinky Friday night, so she asked Joey to Sphinger her.

by handle handler June 14, 2017

Shrodingers Dog House

When you are simultaneously in the dog house and not in the doghouse.

Opening the front door to be confronted by your partner will end the state of quantum superposition and reality collapses into one possibility or the other.

If we stay out for another beer we engage Shrodingers Dog House..

by fatmandy January 25, 2019