fecal sprinkler

Someone who shits over everyone else's ideals, race, or beliefs much like how a yard sprinkler sprays water over a yard.

"Did you hear Greg Abbot just denounced the LBGT community, education system, and women's rights supporters all in a single speech?"
"Yeah, he's a fecal sprinkler."

by Cheezy-Mac April 07, 2015

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Crimson Sprinkler

To furiously strum the females genitalia during heavy menstration.

Cliff was pleasantly surprised when he switched on his girlfriend's crimson sprinkler.

by Wanksey March 29, 2020

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Red sprinkler

The act of going down on a girl while she is menstrating and urinating simutanlisly.

Kim was willing to give me my first blumpkin in exchange for a red sprinkler.

by Syracuse13021 August 09, 2011

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Muddy Sprinkler

When you want a spicy enema (butt chugg), but you dont want to get wasted... you just want a nice tingling sensation in your innards, you grab a diet coke and a few mentos. Carefully place the mentos in your mudslide, once inserted start shaking a two liter of diet coke, open the top and sit on the bottle in one swift motion then wait for the fireworks to begin! Dont pull off too soon, because your partner can drink that up! Two girls one cup? Nah two people, one two liter... and a couple mentos. Enjoy!

Sue: Bill, grab the diet coke and mentos.
Bill: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Sue: I want you to drink my ass pop tonight.
Bill: Aye Baby! It's Muddy Sprinkler time!

by Zort4Lyfe July 14, 2021

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