X-Rated Spontaneous Ramblings

Ramblings that occur when one is extremely horny due to being away from smexy significant others for a long time.

Note: Factors such as the following may effect level of ramblings-
-Being located in another hemisphere than significant other
-Significant others willingness to tolerate to your ramblings
-Duration of seperation (Those seperated for more than 7 months should take saftey precautions before engaging in sex)
-Significant other is a curly headed fuck

Seeing pretty girl everyday on skype and not being with her gave me a case of the x-rated spontaneous ramblings.

by crazyboy18 May 25, 2011

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Magically spontaneous

The difference between a cream-pie and a facial

I’m about to be magically spontaneous watch this...

by Chaunceythegod22 March 03, 2021

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Spontaneous cumbustion

Premature ejaculation. One pump chump. Wet dreams.

We didn't even get to have sex due to spontaneous cumbustion.

by Dougageddon February 16, 2021

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Spontaneous Vibe

When you begin singing or dancing uncontrollably in public due to an unnaturally strong vibe

Did you see Jake at the store breakout in a spontaneous vibe?

by SpaceBase November 29, 2020

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Spontaneousness

Doing alot of things spontaneously with a friend whilst bored in the school holidays.

Spontanaeity fun choredom

Jumping on a train coz you have $4 and you don't want to go home so you end up in the wop wops.

Going to see a movie coz you have absolutely nothing better to do.

Walking down the road at midnight to your local park coz you can't sleep.

Staying at one's house for a week coz you can't be bothered moving.

These are all prime examples of spontaneousness!! =

by j_clark135 October 10, 2010

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