When you dip your uncircumcised penis into a cup of coffee, and then stretch it over another persons nose.
My friend kept falling asleep at work, so i gave him a little "seattle sombrero" to get him through the day!
by Lil Bussy September 27, 2022
Get the Seattle Sombreromug. A description for when the roof lining of said bogans commy ( commodore, automobile), or car of choice starts to fall away and sag, to the point of draping over the car driver or other occupants like a wide hat, or sombrero
Yeah mate watch your head as you get in the car, the roof’s sagging and I can’t afford to fix it until dole week. No worries mate, ive always wanted to wear a bogan sombrero
by Jaswahn November 20, 2020
Get the bogan sombreromug. A sombrero crew is a group of usually young, good looking and charming boys! The name has its roots in Essex, England, but sombrero crews have been found in places such as nottingham, leicester, portsmouth, brighton, bournemouth, and even as far afield as Malia and Cancun.
Legend has it, in 2008 cancun was the setting for one of the most famous sombrero crew stories, and rumours are rife this may be turned into a film in the future with Spielberg interested in the production.
Sombrero crews signature drinks are tequila and corona, with various cocktails also going down a treat such as ameretto sours. To be classed as a sombrero crew you should also regularly eat out at nandos with your boys, enjoy football, ps3, barbeques and road trips.
Many people want to be part of these sombrero crews, but only a few lucky people are.
Legend has it, in 2008 cancun was the setting for one of the most famous sombrero crew stories, and rumours are rife this may be turned into a film in the future with Spielberg interested in the production.
Sombrero crews signature drinks are tequila and corona, with various cocktails also going down a treat such as ameretto sours. To be classed as a sombrero crew you should also regularly eat out at nandos with your boys, enjoy football, ps3, barbeques and road trips.
Many people want to be part of these sombrero crews, but only a few lucky people are.
Mr Barton: Ahh man look at that sombrero crew over there, they are the coolest...
Sombrero Crew member: Hey man, you wanna come join our crew?
Mr Barton: Jeez, I dont know if, if, if I'm cool enough?
Sombrero Crew member: Yeah you're right sod off mate
Sombrero Crew member: Hey man, you wanna come join our crew?
Mr Barton: Jeez, I dont know if, if, if I'm cool enough?
Sombrero Crew member: Yeah you're right sod off mate
by Danny Bins January 14, 2011
Get the Sombrero Crewmug. by eggdrop03 September 21, 2023
Get the polish sombreromug. Wow, Mom.. talk about burro sombrero... I simply had to leave after the guy asked for 2 forms of ID to buy some smokes...!!!
by Lou Nez November 10, 2007
Get the burro sombreromug. "Hey bro you see the latest Sombrero Krillin tweet?" "No?" (He then proceeds to piss in the others mouth)
by PeanutButter&Smelly March 9, 2021
Get the Sombrero Krillinmug. When you get in a tickle fight with your buddy and he laughs so hard it makes him pee a little, but you have a hat on to prevent splashback.
by boomdang February 10, 2023
Get the misty sombreromug.