sofa glam

A sofa glam is when someone buys a shirt out of pure ignorance as to what it means.

I hate your “anti sofa glam club” shirt, Zah

by smoothie queen May 21, 2018

sofa bison

A military wife

Hella sofa bisons roaming Camp Pendleton

by Quentintotinospizzarolls August 28, 2020

sofa king awesome

It's pronounced as "So F***king Awesome" when you say it at normal speed

Person 1: Hey dude can you say this word: "sofa king awesome:
Person 2: sofa king awesome? (he said so fking awesome)

by galearic November 19, 2020

Nigga sofa

That one porno where if the nigga had to hide again he would hide as a sofa

Nigga curtain: hey bro u got a place to hide?
Nigga lamp: idk where?
Nigga sofa: come to my place

by Doctor chinese October 30, 2020

burning sofa

A word used often by old timers or those who are associated with the mafia. Meaning to go against the family values, or just anything to do with disruption of the family.. ie: to set the couch on fire.

It smells like burning sofa, sofa, like the couch, someone’s setting the couch on fire..
Robert, are you burning the couch?!
-the old Italian lady says as Robert is flirting with her sons wife.

by ToiletPooping RN January 4, 2023

Sent to the sofa

When a girl sends a man to the sofa she’s no longer in love and sending him out of the bed meaning she is bored of his love and is making room for someone new.

Micheal: Bro I’ve just been sent to the sofa.
Steve: Oh no bro man are you okay.

by Dragon man 123 July 23, 2018

Mr cheals red sofa

Mr cheal ordered a red sofa and it still hasn't arrived and he is very upset. if you see anything red you can say its as red as Mr cheals sofa

omg your socks are as red as Mr cheals red sofa.

by eddiesmummymilkers November 3, 2021