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Chicago Snowblower

A sexual act where, at the conclusion of sex, a male ejaculates violently and excessively somewhere in the room, recreating a snowblower blowing snow. The semen is left in place for several weeks until it starts to smell and stinks up the entire room, much like how the entire city of Chicago smells awful.
"I gave Becky the good ol' Chicago Snowblower a few weeks ago and man, does my bedroom smell like shit!"
by femboydestroyer4960 September 12, 2024
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snowblower

A guy standing barefoot in the snow while his girl gives him a blowjob.
Dude it just snowed, gonna get my girl to give me a snowblower!
by anoymkitty January 7, 2017
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Snowblower

When you and a girl are having sexy times in the bedroom and one of you wants to get extra freaky by using 3 ice cubes, vasoline and an anus. You lube up the anus with the vasoline, slide 3 ice cubes inside and squeeze so they shoot out making a snowblower
Dude, this chick I was with is wiLD, she wanted to do the snowblower !
by 2H7qg17g June 1, 2018
mugGet the Snowblowermug.

Swiss snowblower

It was like a Swiss snowblower had gone into this toilet.
by surrendingmonkey September 1, 2016
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Snowblower

An angry, uneducated, social media political activist who ends a statement by calling someone a "Snowflake". This is a person who would normally never win an argument but now finds themselves empowered with other Snowblower's. In their mind, being repetitive and relying on one statement means they're correct and are the clear winner of any argument.
Earl became a snowblower the day he started calling everyone he disagreed with a Snowflake.
by The Lawlz November 2, 2017
mugGet the Snowblowermug.

Ohio snowblower

When a individual blows their nose into a vagina.
I can't believe he gave me a ohio snowblower.
by Boredbuddy January 17, 2024
mugGet the Ohio snowblowermug.

Florida snowblower

When you're going down on someone and their bodily fluids go up your nose and you snot rocket it into their mouth
by Eloel42069 September 29, 2025
mugGet the Florida snowblowermug.

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