Shlorp

To put your tongue in a straw formation, and proceed to suck flatulence straight out of the anal cavity.

Netflix and Shlorp?

Why can’t I Shlorp with the boys?

Me and the homies are gonna try shopping tonight.

by ShlorpMaster67 April 8, 2026

Porky Slorp

A sexual act that entails lubing up a prolapse of the anus with pork fat, lard, or bacon grease, and then performing fellatio on the pink sock.

She bought the good bacon so we can do the porky slorp later tonight.

by igrgrgslnj January 7, 2023