Faux Shui

Fake or alternative version of Feng Shui. May be spread like a meme (such as Feng Shui itself), or may be perpetrated (as a crime) upon fad-following wannabes who have more enthusiasm than intelligence.

Also, the concept of interior design moreover.

An American investigative television program exposed several so-called Feng Shui experts using hidden cameras which revealed that these lack-luster furniture arrangers were nothing more than Faux Shui con artists who could do nothing to improve the appearance or function of the space.

by FuzzyBS July 6, 2011

Fuck Shui

Used to describe extensive but failed efforts of a home owner to make their residence attractive and welcoming, particularly where the end result is ugly and overwhelming in its nature.

I like the floor plan of this house, but the neon wall paints and all the creepy photos of children really fuck shui’d the place.

by Butter and Bread August 10, 2018

dump shui

The perfectly balanced atmosohere created for the ultimate confort during defication.

Bro, the dump shui in your bathroom is on point.

poop toilet dump comfort martha stewart

by oPtaylor August 10, 2016

Wang Shui

The position of male gonads, generally in terms of comfort, most often within the confines of restricting jeans, slacks, etc.

Dude, my wang shui is all out of whack. These jeans are too tight.

by BeanBeater3000 September 23, 2019

feng shui

ally and ellie

ally and ellie are so feng shui whilst cleaning hannah’s room

by ellie who better than jd February 14, 2021