Shrek

Shrek is a god like figure in which we must sacrifice our dignity and will to serve him. If you do not follow these steps his loyal subject donkey will kill you and serve you to shrek

Someone: God is the highest power
Everyone else: No shrek

by Jarret Giroux June 9, 2021

Shrek

A living legend aka GOD

He said to me "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" And I totally agree with him.

by Spade and Shade September 22, 2020

Shrek

Shrek is life Shrek is love

I love SHREK

by ...heehee... October 23, 2019

Shrek

A unit of time equal to an hour and thirty minutes.

Example 1:
I'm going to take a nap for about a shrek

Example 2:
Person 1: How long's the movie
Person 2: About a shrek
Person 1: Are we just watching shrek again
Person 2: ...Maybe...

by generalofnerdia March 10, 2018

Shrek

Shrek is a slang word for The Christian Bible.

Did you see the new version of Shrek?

by Shrektile December 18, 2018

Shrek

Shit on a plate and use the shit as lube and fuck the partner in the ass hole while he plays Shrek The video Game

I'm Gunna SHREK the shit out of u;)

by nictendo64 September 8, 2011

Shrek

Unit of measurement for time. One shrek is equal to 1 hour and 35 minutes, which is also the length of the movie.

"See you in a shrek!" (1h35')
"Dinner will be ready in half a shrek." (47'30'')
"My birthday is only 469.9 shreks away!" (1 month)

by tacboss1234 May 30, 2018