[shoulder to cry on]

Someone who listens sympathetically to someone's problems.

He was a fatherly shoulder to cry on when the going was tough

by Bby_amb March 27, 2018

Head and shoulders

When two friends cum on a girls head and race to see who’s nut can reach the girls shoulders first

sex

Ya me and my friend did head and shoulders on her he won

by Blowndragger September 26, 2019

shoulder surfing

Chat-chat, talking without intent; meanwhile eye-cruising.

Whatever girl, she could be talking to George, but she would be looking at Jim, and the whole time she was thinking about Steve. Y'know, shoulder surfing.

by escuchon May 14, 2008

Shoulder Rape

1: When someone comes up to another person and grips the "victim" 's shoulder. Can either move the hand or keep it in the same position, but the exclamation "Shoulder Rape~" must be shouted for it to be true Shoulder Rape.

2: The exclamation used when the above occurs.

1: Denton: *sneaks up on unsuspecting Kevin* *grips shoulder* "SHOULDER RAPE~"

Kevin: "Aaaargh~"
(But we all know that everyone loves Shoulder Rape ;D)

2: "Hey, shut up or I'll Shoulder Rape you!"

by Tyrannosaurus-Alex July 31, 2010

monkey shoulder

The slouch one gets after excessive masturbation.

Steve tried to hide the fact he was touching himself in the Wendy's bathroom, but came out with a serious case of monkey shoulder.

by MacDaddy6.9 November 12, 2017

Shoulder shot

verb.

The act of throwing a shot over one's shoulder to create the impression of drinking it when you don't want to/can't.

Did Brad really take all those tequila shots and stay sober?

Nah bro, he took shoulder shots all night because he can't handle his booze

by ZeChainsaw August 01, 2011

Shoulder Rape

When a person inconspicuously sneeks up on you and gropes your shoulder in a sexual movement yelling "shoulder rape". much like wenis, knee and butt rape.

josh: *rapes katies shoulder"
katie: OH LAWD! you just raped my shoulder
josh: muahaha (i love shoulder rape)

by Ernie Pandolfi December 08, 2008