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13 december is: BULLY YOUR SHORTEST FRIEND DAY! So bully them. On 13 december.
Dood: WASSUP BROTHA
Short frend: WASSUP
Dood: YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS?
Short frend: no?
Dood: Well, brotha. It is: Bully your shortest frend day!
Short frend: Dang it.

Shorties. Haha I am tall.

Bully your shortest friend day!
by SoupDaily December 9, 2021
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national throw your shortest sibling day

October 4th is National Throw Your Shortesd Sibling Day. If your shortest sibling really pissed you off today (like mine) you can now celebrate a national day and show them whos boss
come here jimmy, today is national throw your shortest sibling day!
by dinos_r_kool October 4, 2022
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World’s shittiest singers

See: Cardi B, Lil Pump, garbage ass Caribbean/Jamaican rappers like: dumsta traps, 450th pedophile, burn popcann (cuz burn popcorn actually taste bad) and any other people that sings gangster rap
Guy: I love going to the Amtrak or the NYC Subways stations cause I love to hear Rail Squeal the train makes.

Girl: yeah me too. It’s real music cuz in my area my Jamaican neighbors keep playing the world’s shittiest singers like this 450th pedo guy and a bunch of garbage ass gangster rap music

Guy: I love Taylor swift, Olivia Rodrigo, Big time rush (yes they still make music today), Miley Cyrus and Dua Lipa but nothing sounds better than rail squeal and any other trains sounds like their horns and automated announcements
by EMD F59PHI July 18, 2024
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Fuck your shortest friend day

on April 22nd IT IS FUCK YOUR SHORTEST FRIEND DAY so GO WILD
today is Fuck Your Shortest Friend Day
by sussysmol April 11, 2025
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