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cat shit dick syndrome

when a black guy's dick is so small, it actually looks like a piece of cat shit.
Girl 1: holy shit. look! that black guy's dick is so tiny!

Girl 2: no shit man, he's got cat shit dick syndrome.
by al3xal3xis July 13, 2010
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Shit dick nut suck

When one takes a huge shit on a dick making the dick climax or “nut” by sucking on it repeatedly and swallowing there own fecal matter
Robby: did you hear last night Johnny did a good ol’ shit dick nut suck

Mark:Holy Shitaki mushrooms I didn’t know a human was capable of such a crime of shitting on a dick then sucking on it
by Brodman585 March 15, 2021
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Holy Shitting Dick Nipples

An exclamation, like 'holy shit.'

Was originally created when the curses 'suck my dick,' 'holy shit,' 'Jesus's nipples,' and 'fucking hell' were combined to make the ultimate curse.

Can also refer to the Pope having dicks on his nipples which spew diarrhea, but this isn't as common.
by Red Fleming April 8, 2011
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poo poo shit dick

What you get if you have anal sex and your partner shits on your penis.
"Oh my god, Jodie shat on my penis last night."
"Damn, sounds like you got a case of poo poo shit dick."
by Chase Manley October 24, 2006
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futhermucker shit face dick headed leach

Usually a term used for assholes and/or fuckboys
Girl 1: hey what's wrong?

Girl 2: nothing, just went through a tuff break up.

Girl 1: Aw, what did that futhermucker shit face dick headed leach do?
by DoritosRlife May 23, 2016
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fat shit dick licker

Zack stop being a fat shit dick licker!
by T-MONEY May 5, 2003
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cock-smoking shit-dick

An insult which infers that the person likes to suck cocks and fuck assholes.
Give me back my money, you cock-smoking shit-dick!
by Jennifiend April 20, 2007
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