Itchy Shirt Syndrome

The feeling you get after you get a haircut, and the small hairs fall down into your shirt and cause major itching. Cured only by a hot shower.

Guy #1: Having fun scratching yourself over there?

Guy #2: Sorry dude I just got a haircut, it's Itchy Shirt Syndrome

by The Count Of Pussy Fisto April 4, 2010

C.I.T. Shaft

The term CIT Shaft applies when a member of staff with more authority than a CIT tells them to do something. It applies to any aspect of the camp life, from petty tasks such as going to collect the cabin's tuck and mail to taking the top bunk.

Ex. 1. Im going to C.I.T. shaft my C.I.T. and give him the top bunk.
Ex. 2. I got C.I.T. shafted to make all the pre-mades for trip.

by Camp Wabanaki Staff January 24, 2011

Itchy Shit

A replacement for "Ya Mum". A term used for comedic effect in any given situation.

"This sucks"
"yeah it sucks itchy shit"

by Curtdogg / Proxy March 4, 2009

this dog with a shirt has some ticks up its sleeves

a clever (or maybe not) pun on having tricks up ones sleeves.

"I don't know what I'm going to do, But this dog with a shirt has some ticks up its sleeves"

by Appomatox Blamo April 12, 2012

worth its weight in shit

when an article that was written as to be extremely insightful, groundbreaking, and mentions the word "killer app" in every other paragraph turns out to ultimately be 17 pages of shit.

Given how much paper weighs and how much 17 pages weighs, the equivalent amount of shit is pretty worthless hence, it's worth its weight in shit.

This 17 page article that used the word killer app fifteen times is worth its weight in shit.

by nil12312424 June 3, 2011

Shit at texting back ites

Where somebody does not reply to a text message within 10 mins they are known to have Shitattextingbackites

No, I heard that he has Shit at texting back ites and do not want to catch it from him.

by Alex Xela September 23, 2010

Flipin its shit

When an object wildly and gayly flips out by means of skeeting in an animal such as humans face to the point where it goes into the state of erection and has cardiac arrest...followed by the arrestment of his gay dick dong.

Dude did you just see that...that bat was flipin its shit

by >?skeet July 22, 2006