Polish The Rusty Sheriffs Badge

The act of spitting on a butthole and proceeding to rub in the spit with your finger.

She said she wanted to try anal so I said let me polish the rusty sheriffs badge first.

by Meathead Nation January 2, 2019

sheriff yermae

Sheriff yermae is a sheriff from the old west in China as he said "you Mae be thinking but there ain't no old west in China well there is history is just dumb" his story is about him going into the future to save his wife from a dragon but his teleportal can only take him to the future so he came here to make one to take him to the past to save his wife from the spaghetti meatball king that gets reserected by sheriff wicker

"I'm sheriff yermae "
"No yer nae I'm sheriff yermae "
"How's yer wife"
" dead"

by Clara 2000 May 20, 2018

sheriff

a sheriff is someone (in this case) named Benjamin who loves to keep our school safe. He also has a U shaped moustache which symbolises sheriffism.

oh god, look at sheriff benjamin over there keeping the ovals hands-off policy intack.

by shaydizzle023 June 17, 2019

who shot the sheriff

refering a bum hole as a sherriffs badge and shooting your penis into it

do you fancy a game of who shot the sheriff?.. whats that?.. well you bend over and spread your rusty sheriffs badge and i shoot into it

by steakybakey May 29, 2018

Lost Hills Sheriff Station

An LA County Sheriff's department station in the southwest pocket of Los Angeles County that acts as the police department for Calabasas, Agoura Hills, Malibu, and Westlake Village. It employs either overly friendly mom/dad characters or dumpy cold fish types that think they're in the military.

Punk teen: "What're your badge numbers and what're your names?!"
Lost hills cop: "My name's Deputy Diestel 48781, I work at Lost Hills Sheriff Station"

by plus-size albert November 20, 2020

sheriff's side

A term commonly used in LA County used to refer to an area where the law enforcement are the county sheriff's deputies, as opposed to a local community police force.

Damian: Damn Pedro won't the cops bust us for smoking weed on the sidewalk?
Pedro: It's sheriff's side they got other problems to deal with than two foos on the street

by HushOne May 20, 2017

sheriff dozer

A super cool guy that gets all the bitches and rules over all of the PAYDAYverse

Man i'd sure love to suck on that Sheriff Dozer's shotgun if you catch my drift

by Ramstuck_the _Lying_Cunt September 17, 2017