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A gap in the psychiatry that is exploited by doctors or health care professionals to further their own agenda by keeping people sick.
You have schizophrenia for diagnosed for the 100th time by the 35th doctor and we don't know why or we don't care because we're getting paid and you're not. You are actually schizophrenib.
by 2tung November 7, 2023
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Schizophrenia

I suffer from Schizophrenia, also known as Raquel
by YokoMeshi January 24, 2024
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Schizophrenia

I suffer from Schizophrenia, also known as Raquel
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Schizophrenia

Cases of schizophrenia increase in immigrants when they don't life around other immigrants. Why would that be the case? Why would being surrounded by white people cause schizophrenia? Oh, wait! I know! It's not them. It's everybody else! That's just a thing people are doing. A white people thing (liberals). A collective and deliberate othering. I wonder if there's any crossover between that and the trans community. I don't see how this is any different that deliberate misgendering.
Hym "So, yeah, schizophrenia isn't even a little bit real. That is wild. Well, that 'trauma cause people to alter their memories of the past' bit why Not-Dr. Jordan Peterson is trying to ret-con identity and sanity into HIS THING EXPLICITLY. Doing his thing... IS identity and sanity now. Right? Because what this MEANS is that it'd possible that he has mistreated some of his schizophrenic clients. And if you want to talk likelihood figures, I just read an article about the genetic component of schizophrenia. In a study of 25,000 people (This is from Sciencealert written by Claire Watson) with or without schizophrenia, they found that '4 out of 5 cases of schizophrenia can be traced back to genes inherited from the child's parents, with more recent studies adding to the list of known genetic links. Yet that still leaves roughly 20 percent of cases without an obvious basis in inheritance.' Which means up to 20% of schizophrenia cases could be the thing I'm talking about here. So, maybe not entirely fake, but potentially 20% fake. As in, people are paying for health care for a disorder they do not have. The treatment isn't working... Because it isn't them... It's everyone around them... Feeling entitled to surveilling and harassing individuals without their knowledge or consent."
by Hym Iam January 27, 2024
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Schizophrenic

I am not a schizophrenic.
Hym "Really. And it has to be clear to the audience here that you don't even care whether or not I'm a schizophrenic. Seriously, if you seriously think that you assholes democratizing mental illness is a good idea, I can't wait for it to bite you retards in the ass. It likely already has. I'm still waiting on the score. Really, all of the shit you supposedly care about is MAKE BELIEVE. And if I'm not willing to play along I'm some variation of 'the wrong type of person' and the value of my life reduces to an integer. What's you're justification? Well, I said that the value of your life could be represented as an integer. Uno reverse. It literally 1 of the only 2 things you're capable of mentally."
by Hym Iam April 2, 2024
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schizophrenia

a chronic brain disorder that affects less than one percent of the U.S. population. Aka Mr.Herron at Riverview Gardens Central Middle School
MY teacher is has schizophrenia because the man be acting like there are voices in his head and acting crazy.
by I rost my teacher April 17, 2024
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Schizophrenia Card

A grievously stigmatizing and often misused tactic of alleging that someone's argument is so incoherent, self-contradictory, or based on perceived non-existent patterns that it must be symptomatic of schizophrenia. This weaponizes a serious mental health condition as a casual insult to describe disjointed or irrational thinking. It's a nuclear option for dismissing complex or unconventional ideas by associating them with severe psychosis.
Example: A conspiracy theorist weaves a complex narrative linking unrelated news events into a grand plot. An exasperated critic might unfairly retort, "Dude, the way you connect dots that aren't there... have you considered you might be playing the schizophrenia card?" This inappropriately uses a medical diagnosis as a synonym for flawed logic.
by Abzugal February 3, 2026
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