scally valley

home of the kid with the flobsters 😔😔

someone "yea I just moved here from scally valley"
someone else "ohh the home of the kid with the flobsters"

by jaxs office August 10, 2023

Scally

A female scally is a species mainly from Liverpoolwho will lurk around you local corner shop, usually accompanied with the male scallys. They will also be spotted by the Macdonalds on Paradise Street. They will usually wear a Canada goose/Pyranex or Parajumper coat, accompanied with a fake Balenciaga city bag, black Isabel Marant wedged shoes and extremely ripped jeans. In summer they will wear the same coat even if it reaches the peak temperatures of the UK summer 25degrees, but this time they will accompany this outfit with short shorts and some fake Alexander Mqueen sneakers.

“Should we go to the corner shop”
“No have you seen all the scallys”

by Thesnaile September 2, 2019

Scallys

People who go out to eat or drink but can't afford or are to broke to tip their servers or bartenders. Usually teenagers, niggers, or spics. Often accompanied by children running amuck.

These fuckin' scallys didn't tip but left a fuckin' dirty diaper on the table.

by Ingenious Assholes March 17, 2019

scally

-Someone who tries to be deceiving and always comes across as annoying.

-An ignorant person who is an annoyance

-A silly scumbag

-A person or idea that is very annoying

Mitch is such a scally, especially when he says girl's can use his mouth as a toilet.
Don't invite that scally over, he always says he's gonna sniff my mom's panties.

by RyanDean June 11, 2016