Anal sand

After taking a shit, you wipe and some of the toilet paper is left behind with the poop feeling like sand in your butt. In the shower is the only time to remove anal sand.

Guy 1: Hey man, I just took a slimy shit and I got some anal sand up there.

Guy 2: I had the same thing happen to me yesterday. Use some soapy water
Guy 1: I gotta go take a shower. It's chaffing my buns.

by BonofiedAnalGaping December 17, 2016

elephant in the sand

Simply put: Fat Joe.

When Joey Crack goes on vacation with his wife, he looks like an elephant in the sand.

by Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah May 26, 2008

sand widow

sand widow, a combonation of white widow and afghan kush. one of the dankest strains known to man, high times pot of the year in 2004.

Hey, my guy has that sand widow again!
That sand widow blew my fucking mind!

by Goonage April 18, 2008

Butt sand

The sand and dirt particles you find in a couch or chair when you lift the cushion.

Oh my, there is a lot of butt sand in daddy's chair.

by Crey Tosby April 12, 2016

Sand Mafia

A mafia that Wilbur Soot talked about on philza's Minecraft stream.

Wilbur Soot: Philza do you eat sand???
Philza: Wtf Wilbur?
Wilbur Soot: Do you know the Sand Mafia?

by Joe mama's nuts February 26, 2021

sand monkey

Disparaging term for people from the Arab/North African regions.

See sand nigger, towelhead, muslim, arabs.

by one of you November 5, 2004

blue sand

The area which someone takes a female in order to pursue sexual desires

Man: you wanna see the blue sand?
Woman: what’s that
Man: lemme show you

by Sexycocktime June 22, 2020