Samoan Battle Cannons

two erect penises are placed on top of the ears, against a woman's head, and skeet cum globs at a penis facing the womans face.

the penis in facing the woman attempts to drown the nasal bridge

and

the "cannons" attempt to cover the lone penis in ball sauce.

the goal of the game is simple:

should the lone cannon succeed, the other males must lick the cum off the woman's nose simultaneously as well as any cum on the lone penis.

and should the cannons succeed,
the lone penised male must place the cum
in his asshole and suck it out with a crazy straw.

typically the woman is beheaded afterward, but murdering a virgin may replace this act.

Samoan Battle Cannons

similar to Seven Round Stink Blasting

or

Lunchbag Drenching

by Captain Frosty March 4, 2009

Samo

Short for "Santa Monica High School" or the city of Santa Monica, CA in general.

Man: What school do you go to?
Boy: I go to Samo

by Richmo May 30, 2007

sambo

Swedish word for a live-in boyfriend/girlfriend, or for a commonlaw partner.

This is Ingrid, she's my sambo...

by db January 23, 2004

Sambo

Although often used as a derogatory term, Sambo is now used in some circles and mini-cultures to describe someone playing up to a stereotype or "playin' the fool" to hide intelligent and revolutionary motives from potential threats. The term comes from the 19th century "Sambo" stereotype of black slaves as dumb and oblivious. Slaves often used this as a cover to secretly sabotage plantation tools and as an excuse to work slowly and attempt to slowly chip away at their master's system when open revolution was not an option.

2Pac was always playin' the Sambo in his interviews despite his intelligent rap.

by sonofsambo January 4, 2010

Samonte

A very sexy intelligent human life form. A natural aphrodisiac. Stunning in looks but clever in the mind. Very attractive in looks. Good in insterments such as the guitar, piano, and women. Cunning and usually in shape. A Beast in life.

Damn, look at that Samonte

by Ben Takesit June 30, 2009

Samo

An abbreviation for the city of Santa Monica, CA, as well as Santa Monica High School. "Samohi" is more commonly referenced to Santa Monica High School, while "Samo" is a more popular reference to the city.

"Can we meet in Samo tonight?"
"Don't say Santa Monica. To many syllables. We refer to it as Samo"

by D1138 June 25, 2009

Samoan Fire Dance

When someone with a male genital sticks the end of a match in their urethra, then whips his dick against the match box to strike the match to get it set on fire, and then dances around whipping his dick until the fire enters his urethra

Matt; Yo man did you see that Samoan fire dance last night?
Ethan; Yeah dude that was sick but I hope Chris' dick is alright

by EthanMac32 June 13, 2018