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John Samples

A very attractive man that is to into his self that steals everyone's cars and sales drugs and trys to beat everyone up. He is a whore and sleeps with every woman he meets.
Hey you know John samples!

Yeah he my drug dealer.
Oh so John samples is the man to call for drugs...
by Everywhoreubeenwith April 27, 2024
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Sampleness

That sample ability of a product in your business.
When a product produces an immediate effect on the customer it increases the likelihood that the product will be purchased.
The sampleness of energy drinks is higher than skincare products because you can feel the effect of an energy drink right away!
by Carol RTR February 8, 2025
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sampling pasta

Sucking on a micro penus until completion occurs and swallowing the cum.
Dude! I totally saw Stephanie sampling pasta!
by Ittlewinks November 6, 2020
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taking samples

When you have sex with a person from each race
Yo I was taking samples last night.
Where'd you take samples from?
China, Japan, and France. Hopefully I'll take some american samples later
Yo sweet bro
Bro i know
by Muhfuckah jones February 9, 2014
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Sample

Someone whose hair you play with,squeeze their balls slap them and then sell them
" Im gonna do sample time to mark"
by harajukusexteen.com June 2, 2023
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Sampling

The act of taking the complete music from a classic and adding crappy lyrics to it, and in the end claiming it belongs to you.
Guy 1: doesn't this track sound exactly the same? Wtf?
Guy 2: lol it's called sampling bro. It's an 'art'.
by Jesuswasgay August 26, 2017
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sample hoe

A SAMPLE hoe is a just a HOE who any guy like your brother, your father or just a any dude who samples off of you . A hoe who isn't worthy of anything else but just a SAMPLE, a taste but nothing more. A sample that just gets passed on and on but never gets taking serious and sits on a shelve for another person to come by and sample off of because you just a HOE and nothing more.
Your a sample hoe respect yourself or no one will!
by Tu mama January 12, 2014
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