Salamander fun house

A gay male slides a slippery salamander down his pants
It tickles him he does a dance
He feels good inside so much so it puts him in a trance
Silly little salamander jumps onto his liver
His intestines, his appendix, his heart starts to quiver

But to his relief the salamander can’t go back into the river
He can never find him again no matter how much he ganders
This my friend is the fun house of salamanders

I went to the aquarium and I got salamander fun housed, it was the best experience of my life.

by dickwitcha June 19, 2022

black salamander

An e-dildo for female runescape players.

Trading max gp for black salamanders!!!

by Bob1 Smith1 June 9, 2009

Mr. Salamander

A title given to the coolest kid in a friend group, usually named Nick.

Yo dude he is such a Mr. Salamander

by TheTrueGodMe July 27, 2018

A Salamanders Ballsack

A method of calling (someone) extremely fucking gay.

Yo, A salamanders ballsack!

by SonnyIsSucky April 15, 2021

Salamander sandals

Shoes

Bitches think I’m pimping in linen and salamander sandals

by anonymous March 1, 2022

Squeezing the Salamander

Another way of saying "Choking the Chicken" or "Slapping the Salami"

I feel like Squeezing the Salamander today. It just feels right.

by Daddy Bobber 123 November 10, 2019

Salamander Rushdie

A sneaky "reptile" author whom some Muslims once considered Public Enemy #1.

Salamander Rushdie is a prime example of the "lizard people" whom some conspiracy theorists believe are running this world from behind the scenes.

by QuacksO October 30, 2018