Sage

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Tub of fat
Sage is fat up top
Wanna hear a joke (sage works out)” hsgahahaha
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Sage

safe x2 ... more uber
Sam Suicide: i really love your hair :')

Laureeen Lullabye: i know its soooo sage.
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a slang term for usually a person who is often annoying, wrong, nerdy, unpleasant, or disgusting
guy1:dude mike ran nude through the mall......backward with a carrot in his ass
guys2:WHAT A SAGE!
by Lord-Gore March 14, 2010
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Masturbating, particularly in the shower, and at a Scout camp. Named after a kid at a Scout camp who took several 40 minute showers, without soap.
Kid 1: "I'm going to go take a shower"
Kid 2: "Ok, but don't Sage it."
by Kibblez July 21, 2008
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Sage's are strong independent woman who aren't afraid to speak there mind. Sage's typically have blue eyes and brown/dirty blonde hair. Sage's always have a open heart and open mind to anyone that crosses there path. If you find a girl named Sage never let her go for she is bound to change your life forever. Watch out world Sages are very special!
Sage is a beautiful name but an even better friend.
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A perpetually drunk faggot (even without alcohol) who runs around quoting Monty Python and speaking in a Scottish accent half the time despite having never been to Scotland.
The definition of white trash. Probably convinced they are actually a vampire. Calls everything a ‘motherfucking___’ or ‘bloody fucking___’. Probably kills and skins people and dances around in skin suits in the woods in their spare time.
Annoys everyone who has to interact with them.
Generally, a complete nuisance.
OH SHIT, OH FUCK, NOOOOOO, NOT SAGE!!!! JESUS SAVE ME SHE IS CRAZYYY!!!!
by hatemebigly May 07, 2019
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