SMH

Acronym for "Shit Makes Ham." Used to refer to the occurrence or existence of unbelievable or unpalatable events or situations.

Upon discovering that one's home has been ransacked, one may utter, "SMH."

A manager may rationalize the firing of a subordinate by commenting on the subordinate's job performance as, "Shit makes ham."

by dooeh November 5, 2012

Smh

V: smack my hoe

Smh she needs to learn her place!

by Oscar bandana August 31, 2015

smh

Stands for so much hell

Dude 1: Bro, we got to write a 3 page essay for tomorrow
Dude 2: smh

by WeebChich October 3, 2017

smh

the real definition of smh is “slapping my husband”

ariana: i’m gonna smh

rihanna: on know here we go again

by angieisbae December 28, 2020

SMH

Shampooing My Hair;

An excuse to get out of doing something that you'd rather not do.

Question: What are you doing Friday night?
Answer: SMH

by Bangbangarang October 16, 2013

SMHS

Smoke Meth Hail Satan
A term coined on July 15 at a concert during Through the Hourglass's set at Mohawk Place. The term obviously is used to exclaim excitement at a thrash metal concert. Well, that and smoking meth and hailing Satan! \m/

At a concert: SMOKE METH, HAIL SATAN! (SMHS)

by 50SEVEN July 20, 2012

SMH

Shaking my head.

White girls listening to Odd Future. Smh.

by KryptoniteIV December 7, 2014