Rupert

Rupert is a man who LOVES dogs. Sometimes he slips it in just to see what it feels like. The dogs don't enjoy it though, they prefer when Rupert is the one who is getting penetrated. When Rupert is not blasting his dogs anus he takes up hobbies in watching dog porn. He performs this live on his social media every Thursday for all his fellow dog fanatics to see.

Rupert: WOOF
Dog: Ohhhh yeah daddy ;)

by jgdjgshgdjsgjdg November 23, 2021

rupert

rupert is a hot and funny mirl ( meech in real life) he scammed over 10 people in 2016 and is still doing it to this day accompanied by his mirl associates kemdon and twan.

person 1 : do you know who rupert is?
person 2 : yeah , isn't he that silly hot mirl?

by richemoboy678 March 3, 2023

Rupert

rupert is a little short british redhead, just like ice spice

rupert: i am a little ice spice twin expect im like 3'2

by rupert is short March 13, 2023

rupert johnston

HELICOPTERRRR HELICOPTTERRRRR

im scared of rupert johnston

by JAMES DONDERS November 21, 2023

Rupert

The most legendary Wal-Mart Associate

"Do You remember when Rupert?"
"Yeah,but do you remember rupert?"

by KHA0S420 April 27, 2022

Rupert Jones moment

a way of telling your friends that you have witnessed a horrific accident or moment in time.

person 1 :" yeah my dog died today, another day another Rupert Jones moment"
person 2 : "damn bro, i feel you"

by anonymous November 30, 2022

Robo Rupert

When you put on a Robocop costume after a night out on the town with your partner. While trying to seduce her afterwards, you slowly walk around following her in costume walking like Robocop until she gives up and you make love to her.

I tried minding my own business and walked all around the house but I got Robo Rupert’d

by KidFan777 January 8, 2022