Roommate Hole

Finding your things have gone missing and you can only deduce your roommate must have taken it.

Student 1: Man. My beercase had gone missing from the fridge. It must've fallen to the Roommate Hole. Man, my roommate is an asshole.
Student 2: Don't worry mate, I get you a pint from the pub.
Student 1: Thanks mate, you're the best.

by Jonesy D. October 13, 2016

Roommating

When the all the people in one room start fucking all the people in another room.

Sam and Ethan are a thing, Max and Marcy are a thing, if Nate started fucking the third roommate, then they would be roommating.

by nobroam October 23, 2019

Soul Roommate

Noun: A chosen or randomly assigned roommate that is completely compatible and who you quickly become best friends with. The platonic relationship epitomizes true friendship.

Jane and Kelsey hadden't met until the day they moved into college, but once they met they knew they were eachother's soul roommate.

by NewWordMan August 30, 2012

A friend of a friend is roommates with Peter

Expresses how interconnected our world is.

Gregory: "I can't believe Salvador and Danny know each other. That's so weird."

Al: "Well, you know what they say. A friend of a friend is roommates with Peter."

by Howlingcaliper June 17, 2012

roommate stalker

An idiot that goes an looks for someone when they know exactly where they are at

My roommate stalker drove all over the city looking for me after I was MIA for 6 hours.

by anonymous February 4, 2023

Roommate Pizza

A pizza split directly in half, box and all, between two roommates

The roommate pizza truly embodies the roommate spirit of splitting everything right down the middle.

by RoomiePizza January 19, 2024

December 5th fuck your roommate day

It’s the day all roommates who are secretly or not secretly gay to have sex with each other

Logan: Parker and Zack let’s have sex!
Parker: No I’m not gay
Logan: I am but it doesn’t matter it’s December 5th fuck your roommate day
Zack: Well Parker it is a holiday after all
Parker: But Logan my asshole still hurts from yesterday but oh well I’ll be walking like a penguin tomorrow

by Remmerr November 27, 2023