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Roast the Dewy 

De-humectant; a term commonly used in good company despite the fact that it is the mutual drying out during sexual congress and describes the roasted (and chapped) state the penis is left in.
About halfway through it got so dry I roasted the dewy. I don't think I'll be good for another for a week.
Roast the Dewy by Log Jam Jim January 28, 2005

Roast Bomb 

To roast a person several times in a row
He just dropped a roast bomb on Claire!
Roast Bomb by 🔥🔥 February 2, 2017

roast beast 

what i write down in my book when people order roast beef at work.
that dude at table 313 wants the fancy fixins roast beast dinner.

roast beef 

Hawt tasty vagoo that i'd love to suckle and play with all night long.

Contrary to popular belief, roast beef is a prized treasure a girl is born with, much like big tits, rather than a grotesuqe result of overusage.

When she pulled off her panties and the roast beef popped out in front of my face, i jizzed myself immediately.
roast beef by hunglikehuang February 28, 2009
A request for humorous retorts to a photo you post online at Redit.com.
roast me by LouABCD January 26, 2017

Roast Beefing 

when a woman stamps her labia majora on a person's forehead to claim dominance over them; the female version of tea bagging.
She like roast beefing her men to claim dominance on them.
Roast Beefing by Babysealkllr March 17, 2011