Ripe Day

The particular day when pimples/boils finally come to head and are ready to be popped.

Dude 1: "Hey dude, that pimple on your chin looks especially big today"
Dude 2: "Heck yeah it does, it's Ripe Day and I can finally get rid of this pesky son of a beach."

by Angsty Steph September 25, 2020

ripe MILF

The term for an attractive older woman between the ages of 30 to 40 years.

As Josh stood in line at the coffee shop waiting to receive his non-fat vanilla latte, he looked around in excitement at all the "ripe milfs" talking, laughing, and gushing sex pheromones.

by The Nut 27 March 18, 2012

Ripe

The new "lit"! Something that's gangsta as fuck. Something so cool, it makes your head swoon.

That restaurant is ripe as fuck.

Did you read that new book? It's so ripe!

by Ladywhip August 3, 2022

ripe division

The Ripe Division is a local militia in Brazil that aggressively protects the dwindling banana population. Any acts of aggression towards their ripeness will result in a banana being torpedoed into one's nuggetmaker until it becomes ripe, then they will pull it out then stuff the unpeeled, ripe banana back in, then fuck you until it's puréd.

-Hey, Brad, Im going to the market. Want some bananas?
-No thanks. Last time I tried to get a banana, the Ripe Division gave me one...and now Im haunted for life.

by DoodieHandler101 December 18, 2017

Cherry Ripe

The result of a woman who is on her period defecating directly after getting a cream pie (cum in her pussy)

It was early morning and everyone at the party had passed out except me and Julia. She was keen to have sex but warned that she was on her rags, i was down with that. Just after I came in her pussy she said she needed to take a shit, I said "why don't you place a cherry ripe on Kevin's chest?" Which she did, it was hilarious!

by Ridldeedee October 21, 2016

ripe old age

Very old.
The condition of being very old; used especially to talk about someone who has a long healthy life: I'm sure he'll live to a ripe old age.

My grandmother died at the ripe old age of 92.

I'm sure he'll live to a ripe old age.

My grandmother died at the ripe old age of 92.

For example I heard Barack Obama saying---if I'm lucky enough to live a ripe old age...

by Mr.Popa'n'christep February 18, 2023

Ripe

To be fresher than fresh. The coldest ever.

Bro, those shoes are ripe. fresh cold badasssweetstylinstyling

by Icd T March 19, 2016