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get your ring busted

Girl: Im on my period baby we cant fuck.
Dude: The hell we cant, do you want to get your ring busted.
by Der-Fuhrer December 14, 2010
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fellowship of the ring

The correct acronym is 'FORD'.
Fellowship of Ring Damage. Gentry of an Antipodean background who form a friendship with a trader associated with large losses on his trading portfolio. Normally associated with regular late night drinking & arrivals in the office the next morning of a tardy nature.
'Oh look, there's the FORD on the golf course again'.
by Craig Smyth March 13, 2005
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Purity Ring

A ring that is only meant to be for the wearer, as a reminder of their commitment to God to save sex for marriage. It is not supposed to be showy, or a symbol that they think they are superior, but simply a personal reminder. It is a big deal to the wearer, but it is supposed to be personal and only between God and that person. Granted, some people do wear them for the wrong reasons, but there are always people who do things for the wrong reasons. And yes, guys do wear them, and please, make fun of us all you want, we don't care.
Richard: "What is that ring you are wearing?"
Andrew: "Oh, its my purity ring."
Richard: "What does that mean?"
Andrew: "Just a reminder for me of my commitment to purity until marriage."
Richard: "Oh, well I don't believe in that."
Andrew: "Ok, well that is fine."
by MichaelallenB February 28, 2011
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blow a smoke ring

The art of forming rings as you exhale smoke while smoking.
Man, it took me forever to learn how to blow a smoke ring, but it was worth it!
by Cherished August 20, 2006
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Pot Ring

When you sit on the toilet too long, and there is an indentation in the shape of a ring around your buttocks.
Man, I just took a mean shit, and had wicked pot ring for 20 minutes
by Richard M. Burgess September 16, 2003
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Donut Ring

When a Muffin Top extends 360 degrees around the entire waist
Check of the Donut Ring on her!
by RapMac July 4, 2009
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no ring having ass nigga

An NBA player who has never won a championship.
Charles Barkley - "Do you think Lebron James can rival your position as the GOAT?"

Michael Jordan - "The fuck your ass talkin bout fool, you ain't got shit, don't be talkin down to me, no ring having ass nigga"
by Homeless Chicken September 3, 2017
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