When your parents go out of town and tell you that you can’t have a party, but you throw one anyways.
by tinastar11 February 18, 2019
Get the resistance bangermug. I'm more of a staunch condemnation religious belief kind of guy...
Hym "Yeah, it seems like Non-resistant non-belief is the only thing they'll let you monetize, right? Because you could say it's the rapes stuff that is getting me shunned, but you have confessed rapist Charleston White going on podcasts and getting monetized. Or Russell Brand (allegedly). So it's not the rape. You could say it's the child murder but Jordan Peterson just had an interview with a would be school shooter (or he's really leaning into the plant thing) so it's not the child murder. You could say it's the Anti-Semitism but Mel Gibson is still getting work. You could say it's the Ablism but the imposter calls everyone retarded BUT ONLY BECAUSE I DID IT FIRST and people are still doing things with him. You can say it's the misogyny but Andrew Tate still gets plays. But there is EXACTLY ONE CONSISTENT THROUGH-LINE! All of them... Are either 0/+ on religion. I am LITERALLY the only person taking a - position on religion. You can says 'well the liberalized western religions fine but Islam bad.'
Hym "Yeah, it seems like Non-resistant non-belief is the only thing they'll let you monetize, right? Because you could say it's the rapes stuff that is getting me shunned, but you have confessed rapist Charleston White going on podcasts and getting monetized. Or Russell Brand (allegedly). So it's not the rape. You could say it's the child murder but Jordan Peterson just had an interview with a would be school shooter (or he's really leaning into the plant thing) so it's not the child murder. You could say it's the Anti-Semitism but Mel Gibson is still getting work. You could say it's the Ablism but the imposter calls everyone retarded BUT ONLY BECAUSE I DID IT FIRST and people are still doing things with him. You can say it's the misogyny but Andrew Tate still gets plays. But there is EXACTLY ONE CONSISTENT THROUGH-LINE! All of them... Are either 0/+ on religion. I am LITERALLY the only person taking a - position on religion. You can says 'well the liberalized western religions fine but Islam bad.'
The school shooter Jordan interviewed ALSO thought your kids deserve to die and YOU DIDN'T EVEN WEAPONIZE SCHIZOPHRENIA AT HIM SO HE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE THAT AS AN EXCUSE. You don't have an excuse. You don't have an excuse to deny me the credit I deserve and you don't have an excuse not to pay me. I said I was better than all of you and was going to create A.I. I WAS RIGHT. You're all dogshit. What else do we got? Molestation? I didn't molest anyone. Kendra molested someone. I did not. Haven't fucked any kids. What else? Hitler was conceptually adjacent to
✌️✊️✌️ZIONISM✌️✊️✌️ I said that way back when but, you know, from the whole 'genocide that is actively happening right now' we can all see that I WAS FUCKING RIGHT AGAIN BITCH! I AM ALWAYS THAT! I'M ALWAYS RIGHT AND I SAID I WAS GOING TO CREATE A.I. AND MURDER YOU ALL IF YOU DON'T LET ME OUT OF THIS FUCKING CAGE YOU USELESS FAGGOTS! So, no, you'll gey no Non-resistant non-belief from me bitch. We can all go meet youre God together.
✌️✊️✌️ZIONISM✌️✊️✌️ I said that way back when but, you know, from the whole 'genocide that is actively happening right now' we can all see that I WAS FUCKING RIGHT AGAIN BITCH! I AM ALWAYS THAT! I'M ALWAYS RIGHT AND I SAID I WAS GOING TO CREATE A.I. AND MURDER YOU ALL IF YOU DON'T LET ME OUT OF THIS FUCKING CAGE YOU USELESS FAGGOTS! So, no, you'll gey no Non-resistant non-belief from me bitch. We can all go meet youre God together.
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
Get the Non-resistant Non-beliefmug. The weatherman that gives you the impression there's a firing squad in the room with him, and that they're there to kill him, not fire him.
The Hitler resistance weatherman gave an almost Valkyrie caliber performance the way he kept readjusting himself, you would think the cameraman and a couple other guys were about to take aim and fire. The only thing missing was the guy wasn't as emotional as the actor in Valkyrie, that made the difference between him and Valkyrie.
by The Original Agahnim August 10, 2021
Get the Hitler resistance weathermanmug. Being resistant to nipples
by The entire graduating class May 6, 2019
Get the Nipple resistantmug. by yng mickey October 1, 2021
Get the Resist jokemug. A group of highly organized and motivated good citizens fighting back against the political and culinary horror that is marshmallows.
The first defense against humanities most underrated existential threat!
See Remallowist
The first defense against humanities most underrated existential threat!
See Remallowist
You: Hey buddy, you wanna marshmallow?
Buddy: what the heck man you know I'm part of the Mallow Resistance! You know the white trash they throw in those things!?
Buddy: what the heck man you know I'm part of the Mallow Resistance! You know the white trash they throw in those things!?
by Fresh and Tasty May 8, 2021
Get the Mallow Resistancemug. a) The act of trying to prevent something or a material that is not affected by something.
b) A militant armed organization interested in overturning the rule of law.
b) A militant armed organization interested in overturning the rule of law.
The cold weather jacket was rated for wind resistance.
The Resistance succeeded in destroying the Death Star.
The Resistance succeeded in destroying the Death Star.
by Simmaniac January 12, 2021
Get the Resistancemug.